Countdown to a Letdown

Election 2007

I wasn’t really intending to do this here, but it seems like the easiest place. We’ve finally begun putting clips from the community television iteration of The Bazura Project* back online after a temporary ABC-mandated removal, and have been linking directly to the YouTube clips on our Twitter and Facebook feeds.

With a federal election only 24 depressing hours away, this seemed like a good time to remind you that in 2007 we stepped away from movies** to make a one-hour election special that aired the night before the event. Shannon Marinko and I were joined by TV presenter Emma Race and comedian Adam Knox for what many critics described as “on television”.

The entire special is divided into many clips, and it seemed like the best thing to do would be to collate them in one easy-to-click-on place. Until we finally get around to rebuilding the Bazura website, this place here will have to do. So, cast your minds back to the time of an incumbent John Howard and a slightly-fresher-faced Kevin Rudd, and, with a clear understanding of the limitations of community TV budgets as well as 2007 era video formats, please enjoy Election 2007: Countdown to a Letdown.

How true that unavoidably prescient subtitle now seems.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXIftIigRWY

The Bazura Project, n. a TV show about movies that ran for 36 episodes on Australian community television from 2006 to 2008, then for a season on ABC2 in 2011 as The Bazura Project’s Guide To Sinema. More information can be found here. Less information can be found here. Fewer information can be found here. Some information can be found here.

** Having said that, there are at least five movie references in this special. A leopard can’t change the fact that it was directed by Luchino Visconti in 1963.

Wanted: A Prime Minister For An Adorable Country

Jane and Michael Banks

 

 

 

 

 

If you want this choice position, have a cheery disposition

Rosy cheeks, no warts, play games, all sorts

You must be kind, you must be witty, very sweet and fairly pretty

Take us on outings, give us treats, sing songs, bring sweets

Never be cross or cruel, never give us castor oil or gruel

Love us as a son and daughter, and never smell of barley water

If you won’t scold and dominate us, we will never give you cause to hate us

We won’t hide your spectacles. so you can’t see

Put toads in your bed, or pepper in your tea

Hurry, leader! Many thanks.

Sincerely,

The Australian people

Rupert Murdoch

Australia Welcomes Prime Minister Not Tony Abbott

Not Tony Abbott, pictured alongside Not Julie Bishop

Not Tony Abbott, pictured alongside Not Julie Bishop

Kevin Rudd returned to power last night on a platform of Not Being Tony Abbott.

Rudd was born Not Tony Abbott in 1957. He learned to speak fluent Mandarin Unlike Tony Abbott, and in 1981 married Not Tony Abbott’s Wife. Rising through the ranks of the Labor party, he went through a brief phase of Not Being John Howard in 2007, and Sort-Of Being Julia Gillard in 2012, before settling into his role as Not Tony Abbott in 2013.

With an election only months away, Rudd has already outlined many exciting policies, including Not Doing That Thing That Tony Abbott Would Do, Completely Avoiding All Those Other Abbotty Things, and You Know That Thing That We All Know Abbott Will Do If He Gets Elected? Yeah, We’re Totally Not Doing That.

The Australian Electoral Commission has confirmed that Labor will be entered onto ballots under the new name Not Tony Abbott’s Party.

Sincere Forms of Flattery

In September of 2010, Olivia Hambrett and Sandi Sieger asked me to take part in a short story anthology called Sincere Forms of Flattery, in which participants would pen a tale in the style of their favourite author.

I didn’t even need time to consider potential authors. I immediately chose that towering giant of the written word, Douglas Adams, a man so influential in my upbringing that I’ve tried to have him inserted into my family tree. To the outside world, he’s a writer who made jokes about computers and towels. To those who really understood his work, he illuminated the human condition more succinctly and with greater insight than most of the dramatists so often credited with.

And that presented a conundrum: I had a severe allergic reaction whenever anyone who wasn’t Douglas Adams tried to be Douglas Adams. Yet in late 2010 I found myself pledging to do the very thing that I’d criticised others for doing: attempting to ape the man. The challenge had me breaking out in cold sweats.

Then it occurred to me that I shouldn’t pretend to be him, nor should I even play in his yard. I would simply pay tribute to him. And remembering briefly that Adams was a man who once wrote an introduction to a book on the subject of what it’s like to write introductions to books, I realised what I had to do.

…except I won’t tell you what it was. Not here, anyway. To find out, you’ll have to pick up a copy when it’s released on e-reader on June 2. I’m told that if you pre-order it here, you’ll receive it at a discounted price! The anthology is edited by Olivia Hambrett & Sandi Sieger, and also features stories by Therese Raft, Olivia Hambrett, Foz Meadows, Antonia Hayes and Kailash Srinivasan paying tribute (respectively) to Ann Radcliffe, Colette, Neil Gaiman, Ian McEwan and Raymond Carver. There’s some incredible artwork (some of which can be seen at the top of this entry) by Amandine Thomas.